Hey I...

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(1.30 min version - created to send to the ActUpNorth Aniversary)

It is a job interview. They are in a well decorated room, and the interviewer is smashing one key of the computer, looking very angry. 

G: I ‘m sorry, after 20-years in this company I’ve never late. But this computer doesn’t work. 

D: It’s fine

G: I know it’s fine. I’m charge here. But I called the IT guy. ..

D: I’m Dan He/Him

G: He is Dan? The IT guy.?

D: I’m Dan… pronouns?

G: Ok. Fine.. Look I It’s this thing, that I have to use my phone to login. 

D: Can I?

G: You never…

D: Hey I just saying. Maybe I good with phones. 

G: That’s lucky! now I can see you c. V. What? 5 jobs in 3.5 years?

D: Change is good. 

After a few seconds.  

G: … and?

D looks like distracted. He is smiling. 

D: I liked!

G: what?

D: The painting. Théodore Géricault The Raft of the Medusa. isn’t it? 

G: Yes, corporate stupid decisions. 

I respect the CEO, but she is getting old. 

D: Hey I…. Just saying. Some painting appreciation is over 20% a year, and instead of traditional questions, we could ask, if you were in a naufrágio like these folks how would manage the scarcity, and keep mental health to solve this sustainability issue?

G:You think you’re smart. But who you will write perfect scripts interview, in complacency will all regulation?

D: AI. ?

G: Artificial Intelligence will never…

D: Hey I… Just saying. 

Certainly! Here's a revised version of your script "Hey I..." adapted for British English and tailored to reflect the distinct language styles appropriate for the different age groups of the characters. The script is kept under 1.30 minutes for performance and retains the original elements, including the play on "Hey I" and "AI."

*Scene: A job interview in a well-decorated room. The interviewer, G, is frustratedly pressing a key on their computer.*

**G:** Apologies, I’ve never been late in my 20 years here, but this blasted computer's on the fritz.

**D:** It’s alright.

**G:** I know it’s alright. I’m in charge here. But I’ve called the IT chap...

**D:** I’m Dan, he/him.

**G:** He is Dan? The IT guy?

**D:** No, I’m Dan. Pronouns?

**G:** Fine, fine. Look, it’s this nonsense, needing my phone to log in.

**D:** May I?

**G:** You'd never...

**D:** Hey I, just saying, I might be handy with phones.

**G:** Lucky that! Let’s see your CV. What? Five jobs in three-and-a-half years?

**D:** Change can be positive.

*Pause for a few seconds.*

**G:** ...and?

*D looks distracted, smiling.*

**D:** I like it!

**G:** What?

**D:** The painting. Théodore Géricault’s The Raft of the Medusa, right?

**G:** Yes, another corporate blunder. Respect the CEO, but she’s not getting any younger.

**D:** Hey I, just saying, some art appreciates over 20% annually. Instead of usual interview questions, why not ask how one would manage scarcity and mental health in a shipwreck like this, to tackle sustainability?

**G:** Think you’re clever, do you? But who will write perfect interview scripts, in line with all regulations?

**D:** AI?

**G:** Artificial Intelligence will never...

**D:** Hey I, just saying.

*The script maintains the playful tone and the wordplay with "Hey I" and "AI," while ensuring the dialogue is appropriate for the characters' ages and the setting. The language used by G is more formal and traditional, reflecting an older generation, while D's language is more casual and modern, indicative of a younger individual.*